coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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im-horngry:

Banana & Nutella Sandwich - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Banana & Nutella Sandwich - As Requested!



myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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canucksbromances:

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

the url makes this even better



aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’


guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body


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